Roasted.

Your dating profile, roasted.

Drop in screenshots of a profile, yours or someone else's. Get a score out of 100, a letter grade, one blunt roast, and the fixes that move the number, ranked by the points each one is worth.

Get helpComing to iPhone and Android · 18+

How it works

  1. STEP 1Drop the evidence

    Screenshots of the profile, yours or someone else's. Or add up to six photos and the bio by hand.

  2. STEP 2Get graded

    A score out of 100, a letter grade and a straight answer about what a stranger sees in the first three seconds.

  3. STEP 3Fix it

    Three fixes ranked by the points they win back, a photo tier list and a bio that sounds like a person wrote it. Roast again and watch the score move.

What it costs

FREE

Three roasts

The full report card, rewrite and photo tier list included. Three times, on us. No account, no card.

$4.99 / WEEK

Roasted Pro

Unlimited roasts and uncensored mode. Cancel any time in your App Store or Google Play settings.

The fine print, up front

We don't keep your photos. Our server passes them to the AI and forgets them. The AI providers may keep copies under their own policies, which the privacy policy spells out.
No account. No name, email or phone number. Your roast history lives on your phone.
Nothing sold. No ads, no ad trackers, no data brokers.
Choices, not looks. The roast goes after photo picks and clichés, never your face, your body or who you are.

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